TTQT - How do you get rid of the annoyances | Tuesday twitter question time and getting rid of annoying people

Feb
10

TTQT - How do you get rid of the annoyances

Posted by McAWilliams under Written

It’s Tuesday Twitter Question Time and todays question is all about public transport. What would you do to get rid of a very annoying person sitting beside you?

TheChrisD: Start playing my DS on maximum volume with the most irritating game possible

AdamMaguire: Put headphones in with the jack clearly unplugged and laugh manically every minute for exactly 3 secs, stopping dead each time. Or fart. Probably fart.

EmeraldDiscount: Pretend call to friend about doc’s diagnosis of contagious disease and just found out on way home to hibernate :))))

sintaxasn: Easy. Turn to them, looking demented (lazy eye etc) and say ‘Can I come home with you? Are you my mum?’. Even if it’s a bloke.

joescanlon: The cough from Little Britain “computer says no ” + * cough into face * http://bit.ly/LeWp

Mark_Coughlan: play the polyphonic version of Tragedy by Steps over’n'over accompanied by an understated (but mandatory) version of the dance

prendio2: tap them on the knee and then wink incessantly at them when they look over

omahonydonnelly: If u r male and female next to you: play with yourself; otherwise fart!

johnnycbad: Get up :p Go to the bathroom, out window, to costume shop, get stalin mask, return. If she cops it kill everyone in the room

francismahon: Farting (if you can manage it, on demand) is always pretty effective?

benkenealy: have abrakebabra for lunch :0

amylong: make a smelly fart? you could eat ur donor kebab with ur mouth open all noisy and slushy…or snort your nose and hock pleghm…I’d be gone!

PamJo: I was just gonna suggest something then my Mothers voiced appeared something about lavatorial humour showing ones intelligence

PixieVonDust: easy. When I play death metal at full volume on my iPod it tends to get people moving at the first opp! also maybe chuckling softly to yourself and rubbing your hands together might work, or whip out a cigarette and ask for a light. Tell her you were sure yours was in ur pocket beside your naggin of vodka.

stretchneil: mutter quietly *must not kill again, must not kill again….”

mitzs: hike your leg and let one rip?

icedcoffee: move? unless they are invading space/kicking seat - do the same back.

derryo: Scratch your head, make believe you’ve caught something, squash between finger nails, ask for cure for headlice and pick nose

ciaran_o_kelly: They never pressed charges. You can’t prove a thing. Besides, I WAS pleased to see them.

nmcgivney: to get rid of you? I’d prob punch you in the face lol, but only in a friendly way of course

bigstevie1275: fall asleep and cuddle up to them. Start talking to urself saying things like “what no I can’t hurt again” put ur hand down the front of ur trousers and scratch ur ball, pick ur nose and flick it at then LOL

susieqhw: ….sway back and forth with your headphones in and pretend you’re listening to hippy music !